January 2011
61 posts
Everyday I’m slipping on the motherfucking ice.
When I wake up in the morning I usually only open one eye. This made my boyfriend call me a pirate which I think is pretty badass if you ask me.
APPARENTLY TUMBLR IS GOING ON AN UNFOLLOW SPREE.
goldenrose-:
IF I UNFOLLOWED YOU PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN FOLLOW BACK AGAIN.
kdeveze asked: hahah I loved the part where you said the only jumping I'm doing this days is him :D. I'm happy for you.
earth-girls-are-easy-deactivate asked: We definitely need to have brunch one day. Lunch. Dinner. you name it. haha <3
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Falling in love is one of the best feelings in the world. It’s fucking amazing. Everything taste, looks, smells and feels better. But having your heart broken is probably the worst feeling in the world. It’s the only time when jumping in the middle of traffic seems like a buyable option. I’m happy to say I’m in the beginning stages of the first. The only jumping I’m...
“They always throw around this term ‘the liberal elite.’ And I kept thinking to...”
– Jon Stewart (via quotesandgeneralfunniness)
Thank you.
(via danielholter)
I plan on getting drunk on wine today and dance in my room.
MTV's Racy New Series "Skins" Raises Legal... →
sweatnap:
skinslove:
“Brian Stelter reports that, according to an unnamed source at MTV, executives have ordered cuts to the episode slated to air January 31, which apparently revolves around teenaged Chris gravely (and comedically) inconvenienced by the effects of an erectile-dysfunction drug; the actor playing Chris, Jesse Carere, is 17.”
This is what I don’t understand:
Jersey Shore is a...
earth-girls-are-easy:
Nothing Like You And I...
Morning sex has to be hands down one of the best things in life because the rest of the day there is an extra pep in your step. I’m practically skipping.
Fuck this shit. I’m out!
earth-girls-are-easy-deactivate asked: <3
earth-girls-are-easy-deactivate asked: <3
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When I die I hope it’s with a smile on my face
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Once you stop caring about losing or gaining followers on tumblr the internet world because a better place.
Fox News: The No. 1 Name in Murder Fantasies →
Bill O’Reilly’s recent “joke” about decapitating Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank was only the latest example of a demented Fox News culture that permits on-air personalities to fantasize about assassination and other forms of violence against those deemed enemies of the station, its personalities or their worldview.
During the cable channel’s 2008 election coverage, in what she later...
All this sex is doing wonders to my skin. I’m fucking glowing.
“My father got sick when I was 22… and I was poor. And my father had an ulcer,...”
– CHRIS ROCK, responding to host Bill Maher asking if he ever went to the emergency room as his primary healthcare provider, on Real Time (via tiportiff, inothernews) (via lionofbedstuy)
“Ethan Coen’s 15-year-old son Buster earned a credit as Matt Damon’s ‘Abs Double’...”
– NYT (via caro)
Shenanigans!
(via kavalierandclay)
How does one go up two cup sizes without a breast implant? Could it be the rice and beans?
Oh how lucky I am that he is a total geek yet incredibly sexy!
g: that's heaven, being with god is being surrounded with greatness.
m: so it's like hanging out with kanye, but without thirty white chicks?
Nothing but socks on
Relationship Thoughts
The beginning is always beautiful. All I want to do is freeze time and have it stay this way forever but I know that isn’t how life works. Eventually this will get hard which is why it’s important to spend the next few months building a strong foundation. I want us to be as strong as Pauly D’s hair because that shit can never be destroyed! (Are you laughing?)