January 2012
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Shit went down last night. Shit went down
“I was sitting in this mogul’s house. My brother was there, and they were having...”
– Charlie Murphy, Actor and Comedian, in the Jan 2012 issue of Esquire Magazine (via keepsdiary)
Thoughts while attending Midnight Mass
1. How many times will I have to get on my knees? Ahhh that sounds so dirty.
2. The kid in front of me knows every song the choir has been singing. I feel bad for him. High school will not be easy.
3. The priest is wearing Armani glasses. How can I take him seriously if he is wearing designer glasses?
4. My knees hurt. How much longer.
5. When is snack time? I want wine!
6. I wonder what...
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‘Twas the Night Before...
I must say, I have awesome followers!
Heated Phone Convo
In the beginning there are a few exchanged pleasantries but the conversation quickly turns
Fellowship Advisor: So I see you did not do all of your office hours. Did you know this?
Me: Yea I noticed. With work and classes I just don't have the time.
FA: So how did your students reach you for questions and concerns?
Me: Email and my personal cell phone.
FA: That's not acceptable. You need to work on your scheduling issues.
Me: Well that isn't going to happen.
FA: Excuse me?
Me: I said that isn't going to happen. I have to work full time. I do not have the luxury of just attending Grad school without working.
FA: Then you will have to make up the hours during break.
Me: That will also not happen. Look, none of the students complained about me. In fact, I got terrific reviews from them from what I hear and the head of the department is pleased with the outcome of my work. I also read the little handbook that was given to us n the beginning and you can't kick me out for this. So I will not be making up any hours. The semester is over and I'm on break.
FA: Well hmmm I will be filing a formal complaint about this and your attitude.
Me: You go do that then.
FA: So you will not be coming in during break?
Me: NO!
FA: (under his breath) Bitch
End of phone call
People who talk about anything political but spent the year before not giving a shit annoy me. Is being into politics popular all of a sudden?
A mini Clueless reunion on ABC's show Suburgatory!... →
I stopped apologizing for my strong personality ages ago. If you don’t like it, the get the fuck out of my face.
My mood tonight after a work christmas party.
Afternoon chat
Teen: I'm a black kid in the middle of a all white school. I can't date any of these girls Ms. Rosa. My mom says that white girls are nothing but trouble.
Me: All girls are nothing but trouble.
Teen: Thats what I hear so if I am going to be with a girl she better at least have an ass.
Me: hahaha. I can't believe you just said that.
Teen: I just sayin what I feel Ms.
(This had me dying since lunch. He is one of my favorites. Cool kid)
pleasant surprise: this new york times article... →
apleasantsurprise:
this new york times article about the reluctance of rape victims to report the crime reminds me of the sarah silverman joke: “who’s going to complain about rape jokes? rape victims? they barely even report rape.”
I was at a show where silverman uttered this line and there was near total silence…
Oh My Finals! please be done soon so I can get back to blogging and bullshitting on the computer
The Year in Books →
Awesome list that I’m excited to dig into during christmas break.
Shit just keeps getting real
My mother was hit by a car today. She is going to be okay but my god when I got the call, I wanted to cry. Not a good day. Not a good day at all.
appropinquo asked: Haha, well I love it too! Probably seeing them live again this year February in Eindhoven!
appropinquo asked: What do you think of The Black Key's new album?
Wherein Michele Bachmann is confronted by an...
skidmarks:
lotuskin: cognitivedissonance:
And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds:
Watch the video:
The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him.
I’m clapping for that kid.
Morning chat
Teen: Is it always going to be this bad?
Me: No it won't. It's high school. It's suppose to be bad.
Teen: Really?
Me: Yes.
Teen: So college will be better?
Me: Yup.
Teen: Ok, but I won't join a sorority.
Me: You don't have to.
Teen: Did you?
Me: What do you think?
Teen: Nah. You're too cool for that.
Me: Haaa. Ok.
Decided to wear a hot pink dress for this holiday party I am going to next saturday. Color me excited. I can’t wait to wear it. I shall post a picture of it.
