- Me: I don't know what's going on with my tummy but I can't keep anything down.
- V: What have you been eating?
- Me: Normal stuff. Last few days I'v been eating nothing but soup and salads because eating heavier stuff does a number on me.
- V: Damn and I was just going to ask you if you want to get some drinks and maybe a burger.
- Me: Are you serious?
- V: Yea. Happy Hour at Shannon. Half price on drinks and burgers.
- Me: I hate you!
- V: Maybe your pregnant.
- Me: No. Wait. You think?
- V: Go buy a test at the dollar store.
- Me: The dollar store? Really? No. I'm not pregnant.
- V: I bet you are.
- Me: When I get my period I'm going to throw my bloody tampon at you just to prove a point.
- V: Hahahahahah
Phone Convo from earlier today
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