Just Two Dudes
Adam (co-worker): Everyone thinks we have something going on.
Me: I know. Someone asked me yesterday.
Adam: What did you say?
Me: I said, no. That you and I are just cool.
Adam: You my dude. Like you're the prettiest dude I know.
Me: Really dude?
Adam: Yea dude. You are a dude. Plus everyone else is just lame.
Me: Lame dudes!
Adam: Seriously dude.
Me: We can't use dude for a week now.
Adam: Starting now.
I am lucky to work with such a cool person. We goof around so much at work that everyone thinks we have something which is so far from the truth.