Phone Convo from earlier today
Me: I don't know what's going on with my tummy but I can't keep anything down.
V: What have you been eating?
Me: Normal stuff. Last few days I'v been eating nothing but soup and salads because eating heavier stuff does a number on me.
V: Damn and I was just going to ask you if you want to get some drinks and maybe a burger.
Me: Are you serious?
V: Yea. Happy Hour at Shannon. Half price on drinks and burgers.
Me: I hate you!
V: Maybe your pregnant.
Me: No. Wait. You think?
V: Go buy a test at the dollar store.
Me: The dollar store? Really? No. I'm not pregnant.
V: I bet you are.
Me: When I get my period I'm going to throw my bloody tampon at you just to prove a point.
V: Hahahahahah